when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
waiting for someone to text back like
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
are you crying
nah i yawned
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.